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Post by Mafty Navue Erin on Feb 1, 2005 3:00:21 GMT -5
Before I update my PCD for February... First six persons to post here and say or post something to make the reader laugh gets 200 PC's. (Will be picked based on a combination of post order & how funny the thing they posted is) Funniest gets an extra 50 PC's. Time limit is 3 hours. GO~ P.S. NO GAZILLION SMILIES. Anybody who does so shall be penalized 10,000 PC's and 1,000 UP's.  |
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Post by Trigger on Feb 1, 2005 3:01:31 GMT -5
* has an Army of Chibi Pollos come up and disco dances for Mafty's enjoyment *
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Post by Kamui on Feb 1, 2005 3:31:51 GMT -5
Mafty is a CHICKBOY(pede sa chick, pede sa boy)  translation: he can be on a girl!, he can also be on a boy!
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Post by MaullarMaullar on Feb 1, 2005 3:45:11 GMT -5
I knew this guy who got really drunk one evening. In the middle of the night he got up to use the restroom and, apparently having a little trouble finding his way around, ended up in front of his laptop. He opened the laptop, urinated all over the keyboard, closed the lid and went back to sleep as if nothing had happened. In the morning, he was wondering why his laptop wouldn't work.
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Post by Julius Firefocht on Feb 1, 2005 4:03:39 GMT -5
Disclaimer: No offense to Mao intended.
I was watching Ground Defense Force Mao-Chan yesterday, and suddenly I had a disturbing thought of Mao in Mao-Chan's uniform.
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Post by Shadow00X on Feb 1, 2005 5:27:27 GMT -5
Shishioh Guy: Nothing like settling down for some food...*takes a bite*...URK!
Mikoto: Oh dear, someone put Konyaku in Guy's food again.
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Post by Lyonesse on Feb 1, 2005 5:39:22 GMT -5
There was a former friend of mine who was stuck in a crappy office job because he ironically liked having crappy office jobs. One day he met upon a hot chick and was suggested by a co-worker to talk to her, because she was looking for someone to give her a ride home. When that guy said no, it was because he was shy.
The next day, the woman again was looking for a ride home, and the guy was asked. Out of the blue, that guy said, "I won't , because my old man told me not to give a ***n about women I don't have anything to do with!"
The woman left and took a jeepney home. His co-worker told him to try to run after her. And so he did.
In the middle of busy Roxas Blvd., he chased the jeepney, got infront, and did a 180 turn, stopping the jeep and aggravating the already heavy traffic. He begged the woman to come down and get in the car so he can take her home, but the woman just stayed on the jeep and went off.
Late that night he showed up at my house. He told me that same story I am telling you now. Do you know what he asked me at the end of his story?
"Do you think I still have a chance with her?"
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Post by Tavish on Feb 1, 2005 5:46:19 GMT -5
In La Giars, some women will do anything to get noticed...
Masaki: "So, where is this High Familiar?"
"Just wait, it is being brought to you..."
... and Ryune arrives, in the slinkiest dress possible, wearing the jewels and make-up to perfectly complement her features, at a sultry, hip-swaying, high-heeled walk, bearing a sleeping Kuro and Shiro in her arms.
... Masaki stares, his jaw hanging open...
Ryune is exultant! She smiles!
... until the Masoukishin warrior races over and snatches the cats from her arms, crowing, "They're soooo cuuuuuuuute!"
Ryune: "Naniyo!?"
*runs away from Miz Zoldark*
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Post by Arkady on Feb 1, 2005 12:48:17 GMT -5
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Post by Mafty Navue Erin on Feb 1, 2005 22:29:14 GMT -5
Maullar
Seth
Solo
Tavish
Koji
Arkady
All persons above get 200 PC's each.
Maullar gets an extra 50 PC's. What a way to waste a notebook comp.
Effective immediately once I edit my Jan PCD and put in my Feb.
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Post by Quattro Bajina on Feb 1, 2005 22:32:47 GMT -5
I think you confused Seth with Shadow.
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Post by Seth Valentine on Feb 2, 2005 0:03:38 GMT -5
Well, Mafty saw this when I first posted it, but then I deleted it~
So I was playing Super Smash Bros. on my N64 one day, with the second controller on the bed. I was too lazy to fight the CPU so I decided to have some fun on my own. My dog walks in, and jumps up on the bed, staring at the second controller for ages. Eventually, she slams her paw down on it. I get up to see if she damaged it, when she hadn't. I turn around, and this is what I see on the screen:
Player 2 Wins!
So my dog, by slamming her paw down on the controller, had beaten me at a videogame.
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